Statusing down Memory Lane - 2009

Random Ramblings

Isn't liking your own status' a wee bit on the attention seeking weirdo side? I mean, if you din't like it, it wouldn't be your status would it? Or are you telling people "I think I'm very smart, Ï'm sure you'll agree".August 4, 2009 at 8:14pm

Obsessive Compulsive Profile Pic Changer.August 8, 2009 at 10:50pm

If I had an "All My Friends" photo, it would have all my friends who don't have an "All My Friends"" photo. Annoying little tagging machine.September 16, 2009 at 2:01pm

To all the people I stalk on facebook; please stop being inactive. My daily schedule is getting all messed up !October 5, 2009 at 2:08pm

Apparently there's an excess of beautiful women in the world, or atleast shaadi.com and some weirdo russian site keeps telling me that on fb. I wonder why I don't see them outside? Is there a place where these websites hide them and they show them only if we join?December 13, 2009 at 11:07pm

So how does this Santa's list work? If I've been a wicked boy all year do I get a wicked gift? One bottle of Absinthe and Megan Fox dressed as the green fairy please !December 24, 2009 at 3:34am

Sports

If Roddick saves anymore break points, I'm gonna hang myself !July 5, 2009 at 10:47pm

Someone up there likes me and wants me to live. ALL HAIL KING FEDERER ! Well done Roddick, you nearly killed me.July 5, 2009 at 11:08pm

Ferguson should have shoved a boot up Ronaldo's mouth as well. He's talking like he's worth a hundred million. O crap! He is.July 6, 2009 at 6:13am

Off the grapevine, Manchester City readying a $20m bid for the Liverpool Beach Ball.October 19, 2009 at 3:29pm

Beckham at Old Trafford. Somebody make sure Ferguson doesn't have a spare boot to throw !December 19, 2009 at 5:44am

Beckham vs United. Murinho vs Chelsea. Benzema vs Lyon. Guess the hat's been kind to the recesion struck sports writers !December 19, 2009 at 5:49am


Micheal Jackson Passes Away

can't get Will You Be There-MJ, outta his head.July 9, 2009 at 4:36am

Hold me ..... like the river jordan.... <3July 10, 2009 at 1:45am

NITK

Here at NITK there is only one REAL question : Have you been high today?July 21, 2009 at 8:35am

If the Garden of Eden was in Surathkal, we would have studied how Satan in the form of a Mosquito tempted Eve. Those blood sucking, vile, parasitic servants of the Devil.July 22, 2009 at 3:05am

24/7 Trance at room 44....Join Da Beat....July 26, 2009 at 3:04am

Some people exist just to rape your happiness.July 27, 2009 at 1:40am

is as broke as a light bulb run over by a bulldozer.August 8, 2009 at 8:30pm

Murphy's NITK law : The only clean toilet will not have water and the only bathroom with water will not have a lock.August 10, 2009 at 3:11pm

" Net"-less in Surathkal.August 27, 2009 at 2:43am

NO LONGER NET-LESS ! UP TOP BROS !August 31, 2009 at 1:21pm

Midsems. Bah. Humbug.September 12, 2009 at 8:33pm

is as caffeinated as a chipmunk on a crate of Redbull.November 14, 2009 at 4:16am

And all the coffee in Brazil cannot save you if you've taken up Electrical at NITK.November 18, 2009 at 7:05pm

Holy shit, I've an exam today?November 16, 2009 at 10:33am